i seriously think my mom has gotten wayyy more methodical since school started..... she has been checking on me making sure that im not staying up too late ever since, well, i was born.... When i started middle school i got a tv in my room and my mom would always check on me but i would know she was coming because of the creacks in my floor... and the fact that she is a little on the heavy side... anyways i would hear her coimg and turn off the tv really quickly. she would open the door a bit and see if i was sleeping... then she learned after 7th grade about what i did beacuse my sis used to do the exact same thing when she was in middle school. she then adapted and tried to avoid the creaks. she would make a mistake here and there and step on the creak alerting me. but now.... HOLY HELL!!! this lady is freaking sneaaaaakayyy.... she nowopens the door and waits until she hears me move in my sleep. if im still for at least 10 seconds she turns on the light in the hallways so she can see me... befaore she would keep the lights off and just make sure i wasnt doing anything past 10.i woudl just stay still usually sitting up with the remote in my hand and my eyes wide open cause shes usually blind as a bat at night. but now she just waits like a tiger about to pounce..... now she purposely steps on the creaks but also looks at the bottom of my door for light of sorts.... then when i think shes gone and turn my tv back on she bursts in my room and starts cussing me out in filipino.... sigh..

i think my mom has ties to batman or the scarecrow or something cause my biggest fear is my mom eating me like a polar bear eats her cubs when shes hungry, but in this case my mom would kill me cause shes pissed... and maybe a little hungry.. but anyway everytime i hear a small noise i get really paranoid and end up turning off my tv at really good part on my show...

i think i would compare myself to the us military and my mom the al quaeda... cause we adapt to their turf and they think of more ways to fool us. you know?

AHH!! what was that... oh just my paranoia. AH! oh just the voices in my head. AH! oh just my ceiling fan. that's pretty much how it is every night when im on the computer of watching family guy just to get a little laugh b4 i sleeep.. but now enough with my rambling i shall now go look at some porn, cause that's what the internet is for right? lol no jk im not like that... or am i?



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